Domestic USA shipping on herb and mind-expanders

First off, Sukhino bhava (may you be happy)! Remember, everything is already perfectly functioning aside from the identity illusion. For more info on that, please contact me.

I was going to make this an automated checkout site but then I realized that would bring me bad karma if I died or otherwise disappeared. Don’t want customers to lose their money and send me bad vibes during my life review, right? Not to mention the end of civilization is nigh as Klaus Schwab and his technocrats begin the final phase of their transhumanist agenda.

So instead, I’m just going to list some products and prices here, and when ready to purchase you can contact me on Session App at Session ID 05a6eb4f1292d00417685e5b4d0e5909b85ae7fa34f6df537c3bf69bc801c5ff62

My goal (aside from making money which I entirely donate to support Pygmy land rights and potable water projects) is to help people with their health in general, mental and physical (step #1: don’t get vaxxed, step#2: Doctor Yourself), which is why I don’t offer items neurotoxic items like dissociative drugs or MDMA by itself (tho I do offer low dose MDMA cut with psychedelics ). I only offer THC cannabis products for people who understand the need to complement them with CBD, CBG, or palmitoylethanolamide to reduce the neurotoxic potential of THC. You can get great CBD oil for cheap at loudhousehemp.com — it is good for pain also.

PAYMENT

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SHIPPING

I ask you to please let me know when your package arrives and also to let me know once you try the product. Most items ship separately from different locations. Ship location #1 costs $33 for shipping. Location #2 costs $23, Location $3 costs $5, Location “N/A” costs are usually included in the price listed but for location N/A, tracking numbers will usually not be given unless a shipment is late, for security reasons. Your full name is required on the address to avoid a USPS red flag. If you are an international customer, I may be able to dropship within your country or point you to a domestic vendor.


Products

I must first note that the best psychedelic is also the cheapest and most legal, lucky you! I’m speaking of ayahuasca, which is a lot easier to use than most people think. Click the first page here for info on that. A low dose of ayahuasca combined with meditation on dependent origination is the key to success.

If for some reason you want to try some other psychedelics/entheogens here is my dropship list (working with multiple shippers), but I also have a semi-ex-associate with a much more interesting list which you can ask me about (not always available) :

  • Iboga root bark pieces. 10g for $75, 100g for $450. Ship location #1 & #2. For larger qty or if you want to get the ultimate traditional Pygmy forest iboga ceremony, check out https://ibogaqueen.com. Iboga is amazing at low doses like 1.5g but only half the population responds to low doses. But if you do, it is very blissful, loving, and everything feels fresh. Like natural mdma. It also resets addictions and drug tolerances so it can save you money if you are a heavy weed patient. Iboga has a reverse tolerance and one should not use more than 40g per six months. It interacts unpredictably with many herbs and meds. I have more info on iboga just ask.
  • 100mg Stamets shroom microdose capsules for neurogenesis (with lion’s mane and niacin), 50 for $95
    Please note that I do not really recommend this in practice although the theory is basically good. Why? Because there is not nearly enough lion’s mane or niacin to make much of a difference unless you are extremely deficient in niacin, but either way, you’d want to take a lot more of the non-magic ingredients, not microdose those. But that requires you to work your dosage up to ensure you are taking the optimal amount. Optimal doses of lion’s mane extract may be around 1g, but if you feel itchy then use less. Optimal doses of niacin start at 5g and go up to 18g for some people, but you have to build up to avoid a bad heat flush. Read more on niacin here.
    You’d be better off just getting the AAA+ shroom chocolates and splitting them up into 10ths, then buying some niacin powder and lion’s mane extract on Amazon or ebay or wherever separately.
  • Magic Mushroom prices in general are $85 for 7g, $175 per half ounce, $275 per oz, $650 per qp, $1750 per lb. Ship location #3 normally, sometimes #1 or #2 or N/A depending on strain and quantity.

    Potent strains (please note that the strains themselves are not usually what determine potency, but rather the specific chemotype which varies depending on grower): Melmac Penis Envy (powder at ship location #2, whole shrooms at location N/A), Golden Teachers, Amazonian, Moby Dick, AAA+ from ship location #3. If interested in other strains just ask me to check most recent updates. Unfortunately the Pan Cyans are out of stock (maybe best strain ever) , but next best is AAA+ Albino strain, which is a very happy, potent, and visual strain with smooth come up. Personally i don’t like most shrooms but I love AAA+. Currently the Moby Dick and AAA+ are only available in chocolate form.

    Low nausea home-made mushroom chocolates (semi-sweet, milk choco, or super dark), $180 for 10 x 2g bonbons or $75 for 3 x 2g bonbons, containing your choice of any of the above strains–AAA+ Albinos suggested. These are the best bang for your buck, because they’re made from tiny aborts, so potency is even greater, and consistency of dosing should be much greater than with whole shrooms since the chocos are made from mixed powder. Half a chocolate (1g) is a medium dose that most people could probably handle in social settings, while the whole 2g bar is ego death territory. I also have limited supply of professionally packaged and produced Albino Penis Envy 4g choco bars for $65 (Ship location N/A)
  • COMING SOON: Mimosa hostilis root bark (MHRB), finely shredded, 100g for $50, 1lb for $125, 1kg for $200, 5kg for $750. Ship Location #2. Can ship from Mexico for much cheaper if you don’t mind the very minimal risk of customs seizure and arrest MHRB

    Pure synthetic DMT freebase, $125 for 500mg or $200 for 1g or $500 for 3.5g. Ship location #2.
    DMT fumarate also available (2/3 potency, but lasts forever without degrading and can be used for pharmahuasca). Synthetic 5-meo-dmt freebase, 500mg for $135 or 1g for $250.
    I recommend predosing harmalas for DMT but not for 5-meo as that is dangerous. I also recommend getting the vape carts instead of the powders since vaping powders is quite tricky, and in the case of 5-meo, more dangerous as well:

    $75 for synthetic 0.25g DMT freebase vape cart, or $125 for a 0.5g cart, or $200 for 1g cart (10x1g carts for $1250). Ship location #2.
  • 5-meo-dmt freebase cart, 250mg for $75, or 500mg cart for $125, or 1g cart for $225. It’s dissolved in DMSO (dimethylsulfoxide) and should be vaped on low setting a few seconds at a time so as not to OD. This should be in stock before end of May …
    Ask about other quantities. Ship location #2.
  • 1g 2C-B HCl $250 or 5g for $900 (the HCL is more potent than HBr). Can trigger meth drug test false-positives (as can any phenethylamine according to erowid). This is a very visual but not very spiritual kind of high, seems pretty nontoxic, non-addictive, and doesn’t build tolerance. Personally, I don’t like 2c-b at all but a lot of people love it, especially for parties, and sex. Ship location #1 or #2.
  • 4-AcO-DMT fumarate (psilacetin, 25mg is a medium strong dose, similar to shrooms) : 100mg for $75, 250mg for $125, 1g for $250, 5g for $750. Ship location N/A.
  • Highest quality MDMA (molly) combo tapioca capsules, $11 each, min order 2. Ship location #2. Available beginning of June.

    When I say highest quality, I mean I looked in the dark corners of the dark net to find MDMA vendor reviews. Out of hundreds of vendors, only one stood out with stunning rave reviews. This forum is now gone, unfortunately (everything on the dark net comes and goes pretty quick). Almost all MDMA these days is mediocre crap which redditers and bluelighters refer to as “MehDMA“.

    I do not supply MDMA by itself, because it is neurotoxic, and 3 people I know have long-term brain damage from MDMA. But it’s quite safe in low doses and combines really well with mushrooms (called Hippie Flip or firefly), LSD (candy flip), 2c-B (Nexus flip). Keep in mind that studies show MDMA causes brain damage mainly via overheating, so keep hydrated, but don’t over-exert yourself. I recommend adding some electrolytes into your water, or drinking coconut water.

    You can choose to have your 30mg MDMA cut with either 10mg 2c-B, or 330mg Melmac Penis Envy mushroom powder, or 30mcg Dr Seuss 3.0 LSD. Note that the hippie flip capsules are fairly large compared to the others. Capsules are easily swallowed with food, not with water. Each capsule will also contain 150mg of R-Alpha Lipoic Acid cyclodextrin which is the most effective form of ALA and an excellent neuroprotectant.

    Effect levels: 1 cap = Pleasant Mood, 2 caps = Weak Flip, 3 caps = Medium-Flip, 4 caps = Strong Flip. 5 caps = Danger!!

I will also send you 1g agmatine (2 caps), for every 3 flip capsules you plan to buy (not needed for lower doses), and you should take these just prior to the MDMA doses to super protect your brain from MDMA toxicity just in case the ALA isn’t enough. Keep in mind that agmatine can put a ceiling/limit on the euphoria, even as it sometimes intensifies the rest of the experience. I believe Agmatine is the main thing that protects from MDMA neurotoxicity, but the Na-R-ALA is there in case you decide not to take the agmatine due to concern for the euphoria limit. While the agmatine is most effective taken just before or with the MDMA, you can also take it afterwards (up to 2g, spread over a few hours) if you feel any kind of “too much mdma” worry. Listen to your body!

TURN BAD TRIPS GOOD?

Another excellent neuroprotectant is dimethylsulfoxide, which you should have at home anyway since it has over 200 medical uses and could easily save your life one day. It actually turns bad trips good, but it makes you smell kind of garlicy especially if you are low on magnesium or don’t drink raw milk. I don’t provide DMSO due to shipping difficulties, but you can buy it on Amazon.

  • LSD tabs. I’ve scoured TheMajesticGarden forum to find you the very best in the world. Here you can see a comparison between 4 of these altho personally I say Seuss is best.
    • *Dr. Seuss (the only LSD that turns incels into monogamy worshippers?) is 99.1% pure, super chill and most medicinal quality that I can personally vouch for up to this point 100mcg: 10 for $65, 25 for $100, 100 for $250. Pure crystal also available soon, starting at 100mg for $2k or 1g for $12k. Ship location #1 or N/A. These are SALE prices which may not last long on Seuss. I think 100mcg is the most convenient strength for a tab, but other strengths available are 125mcg, 150mcg, and 200mcg tabs for around the same price per mcg. Personally I have tried almost all the highly acclaimed acid crystals on the Darknet and this is the most blissful and purest I have found, but some people disagree of course.
    • *Team Trust #1 sugar cubes, 175mcg, 3 for $45 or 10 for $125, or liquid vial of 115 drops of 55mcg for $250. Supposedly 99.9% pure — hard to believe, but people do say it feels quite pure and has a happy vibe. Sugar cubes are the best form of LSD to consume because they don’t degrade much compared to tabs or liquid, but you can’t cut a cube in half to get half a dose–you have to dissolve in water if you want to take less than the whole cube.
    • *GammaGoblin 99.5% needlepoint, may feel purer than Seuss but less visual, more introspective (I really liked it, but Seuss is still more blissful): 105ug x 5 tab for $50, 100 tabs for $400. Ship location N/A.
    • *Feather Light 99%+ purity tabs made in California, which some say is even more chillax than Seuss (tho I disagree personally, did not find it to be pure-feeling like Seuss nor did it have the Seuss bliss), very visual and spiritual at 300ug dose: 110mcg x 10 tabs for $100 (ship location #1), 100 tabs for $400, or liquid vial of 100 drops of 110mcg-120mcg for $450 (ship location N/A). Note that liquid does evaporate over time, so each drop can become more potent, but also LSD degrades around 5x faster when dissolved in liquids (except for DMSO) than when on blotter/gels. You can make your own DMSO liquid from blotter paper for maximum shelf life protection if you just prefer the liquid form.
    • JOR #5: This is what some people called the “Jesus acid” and I actually did kind of feel something like that feeling on it, but maybe just due to expectations. Very clean. I still prefer Seuss. You cannot find this anywhere, it is not made anymore. Limited supply. 1 tab of 100mcg for $10, or 10 tabs for $100. Ship location #1.
    • *Epigram White Fluff, old family acid, not quite needlepoint purity (not a body load but not easy to sleep on the come down), but seems especially focused on emotional healing/processing compared to other crystals. Super visual. Can give a body high and may feel especially loving. PERSONALLY, I did not like it, as it didn’t give mental clarity and I didn’t really notice any particular benefits of this acid but it did seem pretty strong and visual for 100mcg… $100 for 10 tabs (ship location #1) or $400 for 100mcg x 100 (ship location N/A)
    • *Epigram Blue Cheer party acid, super visual and FUN without much mindfuck: $400 for 100mcg x 100 (ship location N/A) — i haven’t tried it myself.

*ALD-52 freebase 300mcg tabs (equivalent to about 350mcg of the regular ALD-52 tartrate), 1 tab for $25 or 4 tabs for $80 (ship location #1) or 50 tabs for $400 (ship location N/A). This is an analog of LSD which tends to be easier for people to handle from what I’ve read but personally I find it to be too cerebral and I don’t recommend it unless you are looking for that type of trip. Could be good for microdosing perhaps if you are looking for productivity, idk.


  • N,N DiPT 250mg for $75. Makes sounds sound weird + tinnitus, some people like the mental effects, you can check Erowid for more info but medium dose is around 15mg.


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  • THC Cannabis (location N/A): live resin vape carts, concentrates, edibles, organic (unless otherwise specified) flower, trim, also available with different strains at different times depending on quantity and form. Listing all the variations and prices here would not make sense but I will post some examples. Ship location N/A. Whatever quality you want, I can get it, just let me know your price range & qty.

    Keep in mind THC without CBD or CBG or palmitoylethanolamide is neurotoxic and doubles false memories. Make sure you have CBD etc to use with your THC. If you want delta-8 or CBD or CBG or CBN products you can get them from cbdhemp.direct

QR code verifiable authentic (although black market) organic live resin cartridges and disposable 1g vapes: Alien Labs $30, MuhaMeds $40, Gold Father $50, Baked Bars $50, Space Club $55. If you like the one, you can get 25% off when you buy 10, 40% off if you buy 50. These are much higher quality than “distillate” carts — expect about 75% the potency of vaping high end bud, or 90% as good for Space Club. No dangerous ingredients nor solvents are used, just live resin.

TOP shelf exotic, $375 per oz. or $1200 for QP Oreoz (Oreo Cookies) a hybrid strain you’ll love

Top of the top shelf exotic, $375 per oz. RUNTZ — aroma of fruity candy. Hybrid effects QP for $1200.


SHAKE: indoor wedding cake (smells good) or animal cookies shake (smokable as-is or can make potent edibles), 1 ounce for $100 or 1/2lb for $475
Gelato + Runtz shake 1oz for $100, 1/4lb for $200 or 1lb for $550

  • Organic Indoor BUD:


QPs of AAA+ bud from strains including Julius Caesar, Georgia Pie, Motor Breath, Oreos, KryptoKronic, Grapes and Cream, Cheeta Piss, Mandarin cookies, Sherb cake … and a few others, for $750-$850 depending on frostiness.

AA+ Sour OG pea-size smalls: $400 per QP for gassy frosty 50/50 hybrid indoor bud

White Runtz: $235 per oz, potency 7/10, balanced hybrid 50/50 sativa/indica effects

Platinum Bubba Kush indica bud, $160 per oz, $500 for QP, potency 6/10, machine trimmed (leafy)

waikiki queen
Waikiki Queen small buds, $235 per oz., $650 per QP. 70% sativa, 7/10 potency, fairly well trimmed

Venom OG, $235 per oz or $600 per QP, mostly indica effects, 6/10 potency, a lil frosty, 7/10 aroma, buds are a lil stemmy

Chemdawg: $300 per oz, balanced hybrid, 8/10 potency, fluffy buds, 9/10 aroma


  • Following are the “NancyBotwin” tier 1 bud, (right click to view full img):

Botwin's Platinum Kush indoor
Platinum Kush, $250/oz, $700/qp, $1200/hp. sedating indica

black diamonds botwin bud
Black Diamond, $250/oz, $700/qp, $1200/hp. pure indica, relaxing.
botwin gorilla glue
Gorilla Glue #4, $250/oz, $700/qp, $1200/hp. couch-lock indica
train wreck
Train Wreck, $250 for 2oz, 85% sativa effects, not super frosty, probably 6/10 potency

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botwin amnesia haze
Amnesia Haze, $300/2oz, $900/8oz. 75% sativa effects, slightly frosty

botwin moonrocks

Moon Rocks (Girl Scout Cookies bud soaked in hash oil then dipped in kief), 48% THC. Giggly and stoning. $350/oz or Kaws’ brand moon rocks QP for $650, 1lb for $1800



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Purple Punch indica bud (potency is 8 out of 10 tho not frosty), $250/oz or $700/qp

  • 1oz of THC distillate 92% from indoor bud for $250, 100mL for $500, or 1 Liter for $3500.
  • NYC Diesel Live Resin badder, balanced hybrid,
  • Bubba Kush A+ trim Live Resin badder, indica. 1oz for $300 or QP for $900
  • Live Resin Badder available for the following strains (they change frequently):
    Cookies, Purple Punch,, Biscotti, Lemon Tree, Duct tape, Gelato, Orange harambe, Cookie dog: 14g for $235 or 1oz for $400 (up to 4 strains per oz may be requested) (SomethingTerpsCHM)
  • Live ROSIN, Island Breeze, Tropical Diesel, or Tropical Poundcake 4g for $200

  • The following are not organic but almost all pesticides are usually removed from weed during the extraction process:
  • THC sugar diamonds, shatter, or badder from mixed strains. 1oz for $200, QP for $650
  • 10x100mg THC gummies (careful each one is like 5 doses!), random flavor/strain $25 + $10 shipping