First off, Sukhino bhava (may you be happy)! Remember, everything is already perfectly functioning aside from the identity illusion. For more info on that, please contact me (on Telegram: @CivilizationIsAHoax ). But you can experience it this way: imagine that each atom which makes up your body (as well as outside) is in love with each other one. They are afraid to show it while you are watching, so just imagine you’re gone, and then they will each have their own experience of perfect love and peace. Remember that all atoms always function perfectly according to natural laws.
I was going to make this an automated checkout site but then I realized that would bring me bad karma if I died or otherwise disappeared. Don’t want customers to lose their money and send me bad vibes during my life review, right? Not to mention the end of civilization is nigh as Klaus Schwab and his technocrats begin the final phase of their transhumanist agenda.
So instead, I’m just going to list some products and prices here, and when ready to purchase you can contact me on Session App at Session ID 05a6eb4f1292d00417685e5b4d0e5909b85ae7fa34f6df537c3bf69bc801c5ff62 or if I am unavailable/you need stuff quicker, you can reach out to my friends at Session ID: 055bec19545fe74c1ffa496f536b0f7f5fed5417a2c4fd848a130215a370884518 and email: GatesOfPerception@protonmail.com
My goal is to help people with their health in general, mental and physical (step #1: don’t get vaxxed, step#2: Doctor Yourself), which is why I don’t offer neurotoxic items like dissociative drugs or MDMA by itself (tho I do offer low dose MDMA cut with psychedelics and neuroprotectants, as it can be one of the best things for a therapy session). I only offer THC cannabis products for people who understand the need to complement them with CBD, CBG, or palmitoylethanolamide to reduce the neurotoxic potential of THC. You can get great CBD oil for cheap at loudhousehemp.com — it is good for pain also. I also sell CBD Bubba Kush buds and CBD vape carts and give them away free with THC orders if requested.
The most powerful neuroprotectant is dimethylsulfoxide (DMSO), it can actually reverse brain damage and has hundreds of medical uses. Huffing DMSO steam (or from a cool mist nebulizer) can clear lungs sinuses out and even get you high if you hold enough of it in your lungs… If you are using any potentially neurotoxic drugs you should definitely be using DMSO. Too much DMSO will cause you to sleep less since it promotes wakefulness (keep it in your car in case you get sleepy!), so if you notice that happening, use less DMSO. DMSO also turns bad trips into good trips almost instantly. If you want to kill a trip healthily, you can do so using high doses of niacin (5-18g, beware of heat flush tho), or you can try my Syrian rue anti-psychotic extracts (whole seeds extracted with room temperature acetone or PEG-400) which killed an ayahausca trip I was on instantly, something that even niacin and DMSO couldn’t do).
As part of my goal of promoting health and harm reduction, I encourage everyone to check interactions between every herb and drug they are taking. A friend of mine is still trying to recover from the PTSD he got from using MDMA while taking the health supplement resveratrol 7 years ago (Resveratrol inhibits CYP2d6 liver enzyme which metabolizes MDMA). If you need help checking interactions, let me know and I will be happy to do some research for you!
Crypto, especially XMR/Monero is the easiest and most private way to pay, but if you for some reason can’t go that route just let me know. (If you have Cash App you can buy bitcoin right in the app.) Please avoid placing low-value orders as we currently have limited time for packing and shipping.
I ask you to please let me know when your package arrives and also to let me know once you try the product. Most items ship separately from different locations. Ship location #1 costs $28 for USPS priority mail shipping. Other locations cost $10. For location N/A, tracking numbers will usually not be given unless a shipment is late, for security reasons. Your full name is required on the address to avoid a USPS red flag. If you are an international customer, I may be able to dropship within your country or point you to a domestic vendor.
I must first note that the best psychedelic is also the cheapest and most legal, lucky you! I’m speaking of ayahuasca, which is a lot easier to use than most people think. Click the first page here for info on that. A low dose of ayahuasca combined with meditation on dependent origination is the key to success. You can buy ayahuasca ingredients at naturalether.com
- Iboga root bark pieces (if you need powder it costs $5 extra per 10g, or you can grind it in a spice/coffee grinder, or chew & eat it)
- Male root bark (better for addiction purposes, but less spiritual than female root bark which ha more of the minor iboga alkaloids). 10g for $75, 25g for $150, 100g for $450.
- Female root bark is 10g for $90, 100g for $550, or 5mL microdose vial containing the extract from 5g of bark for $45 (made with water, vinegar, alcohol normally, but can make without alcohol if you prefer, though the alcohol enhances sublingual absorption… could substitute alcohol for DMSO but that can cause some body odor). 2-4 dropperfuls in the morning are indicated, though you may want to alternate days rather than use it daily since it builds up in your system.
Ship location #2. For larger qty or if you want to get the ultimate traditional Pygmy forest iboga ceremony, check out https://ibogaqueen.com. Iboga is amazing at low doses like 1.5g but only half the population responds to low doses. But if you do, it is very blissful, loving, and everything feels fresh. Like natural mdma. It also resets addictions and drug tolerances so it can save you money if you are a heavy weed patient. Iboga has a reverse tolerance and one should not use more than 40g per six months. It interacts unpredictably with many herbs and meds. I have more info on iboga just ask.
- Magic Mushroom prices in general are $85 for 7g, $175 per half ounce, $275 per oz, $650 per qp, $1750 per lb.
Potent strains (please note that the strains themselves are not usually what determine potency, but rather the specific pheno/chemotype which varies depending on grower’s isolate and grow conditions) location N/A unless specified: Leucistic Emerald Gates (a potent but super chill and spiritually blissful strain, currently my favorite, it is a leucistic cross between Pearly Gates and Melmac), powder or chocolate/brownie bite form from ship location #2, Albino hillbillies (a little potent, happy and social) from ship loc N/A, P. samuiensis from ship loc #2 (very potent, but also very chill, so similar to the emerald gates), Penis Envy Uncut, Penis Envy, Texas Orange Caps aka PE6 (euphoric and social) from ship loc N/A. Potent Golden Teachers available from ship loc 3. If interested in other strains just ask me to check most recent updates. Unfortunately the Pan cyans are out of stock (maybe best strain ever). You can see other strain experiences summarized on shroomery and some other effects of other strains summarized at this Canadian vendor’s site (I don’t know how they can sell legally but they look legit if you are in Canada).
Potent, low nausea home-made mushroom chocolate brownie bites: consistency of dosing should be greater than with whole shrooms since the chocos are made from mixed powder. These are made from Leucistic Emerald Gates strain currently. One choco (1g) is a medium dose that most people could probably handle in social settings, while 2 may be ego death territory for many people. 1g x 10 bonbons for $125. No worries they won’t melt in the mail. Ship loc 2.
- Mimosa hostilis root bark (MHRB), finely powdered, 100g for $50, 1lb for $125, 1kg for $200, 5kg for $750. Ship Location #2. Can ship from Mexico for much cheaper if you don’t mind the very minimal risk of customs seizure and arrest.
Acacia confusa root bark also available (coarsely shredded) at the same price.
- Pure synthetic DMT freebase, $125 for 500mg or $200 for 1g, $500 for 3.5g, 1oz for $1500 (it is about 98.2% pure but due to how it is freebased, the crystals are beige to brownish). Ship loc 2 or N/A.
NMT cyclodextrin complex for oral ayahuasca targeting heart chakra, 15mg NMT in 270mg of the gloop. 1g of gloop for $15. Ship location #3.
I recommend predosing harmalas for DMT but not for 5-meo as that is dangerous. But even better than pure harmalas are vaped rue seeds, which produce a heart-chakra experience if vaped whole. If you crush them up and vape the powder you get more of the changa/ayahuasca effect but still some of the heart chakra. I will include some rue seeds with every DMT order, just remind me.
I do recommend getting DMT vape carts instead of the DMT crystals since vaping powders is quite tricky, and in the case of 5-meo, more dangerous as well.
$75 for synthetic 0.35g DMT freebase vape cart, or $135 for a 0.7g cart (10x700mg carts for $1k). Ship location #2. Made with PEG-400 as the solvent, unless you request the slightly stronger DMSO cart (worse taste tho and you have to use low temperature or else it becomes toxic). NOTE: Some people report “spitback” when vaping. This has multiple causes, some of which are avoidable.
- Magic CHRUNGA (smokable ayahuasca like changa but way better) that I make by adding 1 part pure synthetic DMT to 3 parts crushed rue seeds (check MAOi interactions), if you prefer to go that route, altho it is better to vape them separately since DMT vapes at a lower temperature. The experience is absolutely magnificent, unlike any changa formula I have ever tried, it seems completely perfect, no fear, all chakras lined up, and lets you commune with dead loved ones easily. I also make a more gentle heart-chakra version with mostly whole rue seeds instead of crushed. I vape it on a high setting, 220C, (have not tried smoking, don’t have a bong, but already with vaping it is a little rough on the lungs). Wait for the vapors to accumulate a bit before inhaling so that you don’t get the dmt before the rue vapors.
Price: 150mg (around a dose) for $15, 1g for $75, 5g for $300. Ship loc 2.
- Metta + NMT chamnha: The best of MDMA heart chakra opening without the side effects, though it only works correctly for about 2/3 of people who try it for some reason. More info on the DMT-Nexus. Dangerous if combined with DMT. This lasts about an hour if vaped. I am still testing dosing for it as an edible. This is by far the most difficult thing to extract. Literally takes me weeks to find a bit of the real NMT. An even more rare form is combined with what i call Empowerment Trypt, which sometimes comes out along with the NMT. Makes it more psychedelic. Another synergistic tryptamine I call the Amplifier trypt because in addition to making metta nmt more psychedelic it also boosts the heart chakra effect substantially. Previously I did not know this was a combo of 2-4 tryptamines, which explains a lot of the variation in the experience reports. Price: $20 per 100mg, quantity very limited, ship loc 3.
- Synthetic 5-meo-dmt Fumarate (for every route other than vaping), 500mg for $100 or 1g for $185. Ship location #2.
Freebase 5-meo-DMT vape carts made with DMSO or PEG-400 depending on your preference (i recommend PEG unless allergic to it), much safer than vaping the powder, take short inhales of a few seconds to gauge potency but my guess is a 10 second inhale might give you 15mg which is too strong a dose for me. $50 for 120mg cart. $75 for 250mg (half mL) cart. This is the most dangerous psychedelic on Earth, you should not do this alone without a sitter, you can vomit into your lungs and die, or get brain damage. A medium dose feels like crack cocaine to me. I do not recommend this at all unless you have tried (especially low-dose) ayahuasca and meditation a lot and have not gotten therapeutic results.
- 100mg 2C-B HCl for $35, or 1g for $250, 5g for $900, 1oz for $4k, 70g for $7k. Can trigger meth drug test false-positives (as can any phenethylamine according to erowid). This is a very visual but not very spiritual kind of high, seems pretty nontoxic, non-addictive, and doesn’t build tolerance. Personally, I don’t like 2c-b at all but a lot of people love it, especially for parties, and sex. Ship location #1 or #2.
- Highest quality MDMA (molly) combo tapioca capsules, $11 each, min order 2. Ship location #2.
When I say highest quality, it took a long time to find this. Went thru many crappy vendors before finding the good stuff. This is made from Sassafrass by Rainbow Family chemists. Almost all MDMA these days is mediocre crap which redditers and bluelighters refer to as “MehDMA” – although not everyone agrees with this theory, as you can see in that thread. Unfortunately, I’m almost out, but will have another supplier soon which is also good.
I do not usually supply MDMA by itself, because it is neurotoxic, and 3 people I know have long-term brain damage from MDMA. But it’s quite safe in low doses and combines really well with mushrooms (called Hippie Flip or firefly), LSD (candy flip), 2c-B (Nexus flip), which allow you to get more out of less. Keep in mind that studies show MDMA causes brain damage mainly via overheating, so keep hydrated, but don’t over-exert yourself. I recommend adding some electrolytes into your water, or drinking coconut water. I recommend that you read this comprehensive guide on using MDMA therapeutically. Make sure you don’t use other drugs or herbs with any MAOi effects, including kratom and kava, nor any drugs which block CYP2d6 liver enzyme pathway.
You can choose to have your 33mg MDMA cut with either 10mg 2c-B cyclodextrin, or ~500mg Leucistic Emerald Gates PE mushroom powder, or ~30mcg Dr Seuss 3.0 LSD. Or you can ask to customize the blend if you know what you’re going for. Capsules are easily swallowed with food, not with water. Each capsule will also contain 30mg full spectrum CBD oil from LoudHouseHemp, 50mg of stabilized R-Alpha Lipoic Acid, which is the most effective form of ALA and an excellent neuroprotectant. I suggest you eat a light fatty snack like potato chips to help absorption and prevent nausea.
Effect levels (assuming you take your Agmatine after 2hrs peaking or as soon as jaw clenching is observed, otherwise even 2 caps can be danger level): 1 cap = Pleasant Mood, 2 caps = Weak Flip, 3 caps = Medium-Flip, 4 caps = Strong Flip. 5 caps = Danger!!
Note that the safest way to take larger doses is to take 1 capsule every 45 minutes or so until you reach the dose you set out for. This way, you will have a better idea of how your body is reacting and the peak will be extended.
I will also send you one emergency vial of 15mL DiMethylSulfOxide (DMSO reverses brain damage due to all causes, quickly). For every 3 flip caps you buy, I will send 1g agmatine (2 caps) (not needed for lower doses), and you should take these after the MDMA peak or at any point if you feel jaw clenching or other side effects from MDMA (also take magnesium). Listen to your body! Keep in mind that agmatine and other neuroprotectants can put a ceiling/limit on the euphoria if you take too much.
Some people might prefer to just get the neuroprotection RollKit from RollKit.net but it is $10 plus shipping.
TURN BAD TRIPS GOOD?
Another excellent neuroprotectant is dimethylsulfoxide, which you should have at home anyway since it has over 200 medical uses and could easily save your life one day. It actually turns bad trips good, but it makes you smell kind of garlicy especially if you are low on magnesium or don’t drink raw milk. I can send a vial of it for emergency use, but you can also buy it on Amazon.
- P.S. There is a natural, free, and much better heart-chakra opener: metta meditation! The best safe alternative drug to MDMA is probably San Pedro cactus powder, or for a quick solo heart chakra opener, vape whole Syrian rue seeds before vaping DMT (or even better, metta NMT). If you prefer peyote over San Pedro cactus due to needing to take less:
Peyote powder: 15g for $45, 100g for $250. Ship loc 3. According to some customers with good sensitivity, 5g of this equals about 85mcg LSD in terms of potency. 15g or so should be a visionary dose if you have average sensitivity and absorb it well (cactus absorption is unreliable, but it can help to boil it in lemon juice for 15 mins then add water, sweetener & drink, tastes waay better than other cactus). Can be more dreamy than Pedro but it works best if you are outside in the sun. Cactus combines very well with coffee or ceremonial cacao. One can increase potency further by predosing with syrian rue or harmalas, but it is a little dangerous especially if using a high dose of cactus. I do recommend vaping syrian rue seeds though throughout the experience (stop if you get a headache).
- LSD tabs. I’ve scoured TheMajesticGarden forum to find you the very best in the world. Here you can see a comparison between 4 of these. Some people dose LSD sublingually but many people like myself find that method doesn’t work well. A more sure-fire approach is to parachute the tab inside some food (water doesn’t open the esophagus enough sometimes), or to put the tab in a glass of chlorine-free water (not tap water) for an hour, then drink the water with the tab.
- GammaGoblin 99.5% super pure 105mcg toltec myth tabs, even chiller than dr seuss. These give me a permasmile which seuss doesn’t. 10 tabs for $125, 25 tabs for $200, 50 tabs for $325, 100 tabs for $500. Ship location N/A, no tracking unless a week or so late.
- GammaGoblin 99% pure 105mcg parvati tears tabs. I haven’t tried these myself but from the trip reports i have seen they do seem noticeably a bit less pure which may be better for people looking for a more emotional release type of experience. 10 tabs for $100, 25 tabs for $175, 50 tabs for $275, 100 tabs for $450. Ship location N/A, no tracking unless a week or so late.
- Epigram Swiss Sunshine tabs. 100mcg, fairly pure, described as visual and sacred and giggly. 10 tabs for $95, 25 tabs for $165, 100 tabs for $400. 1000 tabs for $2k.Tracking is included for this one.
*Dr. Seuss (the only LSD that turns incels into monogamy worshippers) is 99.1% pure, most medicinal quality that I can personally vouch for up to this point 100mcg: 10 for $85, 25 for $150, 100 for $400, or 500 for $1250. Microdose ~5mcg/per drop & macrodose ~25mcg/per drop liquid vials available, 1mg vial for $75 or 2.5mg vial for $150 . Your choice of DMSO or water (DMSO tastes nasty but it is healthy and preserves the LSD). Pure crystal also available soon, starting at 100mg for $2k or 1g for $12k. Ship location #2 or N/A. I think 100mcg is the most convenient strength for a tab, but 200mcg tabs are available for the same price per mcg.Here is what someone else wrote: I was convinced it was all set/setting and placebo until I tried DS3.0, which has got to be the most distinctive xtal I have ever tried. It’s visuals are laser-like and holographic and the body load is minimal to non-existent. I tend to get in thought loops/distracted very easily, however, while GammaGoblin’s stuff has always been incredibly easy to focus on. My friend really dislikes DS3.0 because he says it’s far too confusing and destablizing, however most people I know love it. Regardless of their take away, everyone has noticed a difference in DS3 from most other LSD.
- THC Cannabis (location N/A): Bean Patch Seeds (not feminized, $40 for 14, ask strains, see them growing), live resin vape carts, concentrates, edibles, organic (unless otherwise specified) flower, trim, also available with different strains at different times depending on quantity and form. Listing all the variations and prices here would not make sense but I will post some examples. Ship location N/A. Whatever quality you want, I can get it, just let me know your price range & qty.
Keep in mind THC without CBD or CBG or palmitoylethanolamide is neurotoxic, causes anxiety and doubles false memories. Make sure you have CBD etc to use with your THC. For any THC order over $200 I can send you either 10g of Bubba Kush CBD flower (best for sleep/relaxation/pain) or a free 0.5mL CBD vape cart made with nothing but CBD distillate (mixed strains, but good for pain)! Normally valued at $20. Just remind me to send it.
QR code verifiable authentic (although black market) organic live resin cartridges and disposable 1g Space Club live resin vapes for $55 or 10 for $500. These are much higher quality than “distillate” carts — expect about 90% the potency of vaping high end bud. No dangerous ingredients nor solvents are used, just live resin.
Also have organic home-made (by the the grower, DrGreenThumb) God’s Strain (30% terp sauce, 70% distillate) 1g vape carts, 2 for $95 or 10 for $400
Also can get authentic white-market live resin 1g Stiizy Pods for $95 (the kind with lab tests for each batch).
****I make my own organic Live Resin 1g THC+CBD vape carts*** using only full spectrum CBD oil mixed with THC live resin (Lemon Cherry, Super Silver Haze, and/or Jealousy, your choice) for $45 or half gram for $25. Generally a 2:1 CBD:THC ratio unless you wish to customize it. This is the healthiest option, and you won’t find it sold probably anywhere else.
Dropships from Ship Locations N/A:
Indoor top shelf smalls and shake (50/50 mix), 1oz for $120, 1lb for $650. WILL BE A MIX OF STRAINS: CHERRY PIE, CHEM DAWG, GELATO, MIMOSA, WEDDING CAKE, SOUR POWER, CANDY LAND, KUSH MINTS, MAC1, JACK FROST.. ETC, DrGreenThumb brand.
- INSANE 1LB DEALS! $1k each potent but aged mids, easy flip. This is NLabs brand, and the strains change quickly so these are just examples. Let me know if you are looking for indica, sativa, or a certain ratio mix of energizing/relaxing, and whether smell or potency are more important, and whatever other requirements you have.
Curious Connoisseur? $350 for a 1oz sample pack of up to 8 strains from the following indoor AAA+ buds: Tommy Shelby, Pink runtz, Animal mint Gelato AMG, Peach gelato, Frosted donuts, Perris og, Cherry punch, Biscotti smalls, Skittles Ice Cream Cake, Zangria. NaturesLab brand.
Moon Rocks (mixed strains of indoor organic bud soaked in hash oil then dipped in kief), 48% THC. POWERFUL, use just a little, and combine with CBD. $350/oz or QP for $650, 1lb for $1800
- 3 THC (delta 9) distillate, no cuts no pesticides, 80-90% THC depending on which test results one goes by (I do not have the results in hand, but others have tested it). 25mL for $135, 50mL for $190, 100mL for $325, or 1 Liter for $2200.
Make your own carts or edibles for super cheap!
- Add 50% to cost if you prefer organic GreenThumb brand (made by the grower in a vertical operation)
- Terp sauce also available $25/mL various strains from real cannabis
- Live Resin Sugar (almost diamonds in sauce) of top quality also available for the following strains (they change frequently):
Zookies, Skywalker OG, Kush Mintz, Cherry Pie, Ice Cream Cake, Gelato, White Rhino, Dream Queen, Black Jack, Z-Cube, Bruce Banner, GSC, LA Bomba, Race Fuel, SSH, Jet Fuel, Trainwreck: 14g for $235 or 1oz for $400 (up to 4 strains per oz may be requested), or QP for $1200 (ships from ST).
Economy Badder, diamonds, shatter, good quality with added terps after extraction, for indica strains: Grand Daddy Purple, Grape Ape, and for hybrid strains: Northern Lights, Gelato, Girl Scout Cookies, and for sativa strains: Mimosa, Pineapple Express, Strawberry Kush, Tropicana, Tangie,, Lemon Candy. 1oz for $250, QP for $800, HP for $1400, 1lb for $2400
- Live ROSIN, Rove & other brands on rotating basis, $70-$120/g (from Ship Location: cmax).
- 10x40mg full spectrum nano-molecular THC Gummies (peaks in 1 hour unlike regular edibles), mixed strain, $35 or 5 packs for $125
- 1:2 THC (Triangle Kush badder):full spectrum CBD chocolates, 75mg total cannabinoids each, very chill, $5 for one, $40 for 10. Little ones for $1 (15mg total cannabinoids in each). I make these myself using Callebaut semisweet chocolate. I can custom-make them by request as well. They are not packaged professionally but they are vacuum-mold-packed to retain form in the mail. They take a lot longer to peak than the nanomolecular gummies. You can get one of these as a free sample with an order of anything else.