Domestic USA shipping on weed and mind-unbinders (psychedelics or entheogens as some call them)

First off, Sukhino bhava (may you be happy)! Remember, everything is already perfectly functioning aside from the identity illusion. For more info on that, please contact me. But you can experience it this way: imagine that each atom which makes up your body (as well as outside) is in love with each other one. They are afraid to show it while you are watching, so just imagine you’re gone, and then they will each have their own experience of perfect love and peace. Remember that all atoms always function perfectly according to natural laws.

I was going to make this an automated checkout site but then I realized that would bring me bad karma if I died or otherwise disappeared. Don’t want customers to lose their money and send me bad vibes during my life review, right? Not to mention the end of civilization is nigh as Klaus Schwab and his technocrats begin the final phase of their transhumanist agenda.

So instead, I’m just going to list some products and prices here, and when ready to purchase you can contact me on Session App at Session ID 05a6eb4f1292d00417685e5b4d0e5909b85ae7fa34f6df537c3bf69bc801c5ff62

My goal (aside from making money which I entirely donate to support Pygmy land rights and potable water projects) is to help people with their health in general, mental and physical (step #1: don’t get vaxxed, step#2: Doctor Yourself), which is why I don’t offer items neurotoxic items like dissociative drugs or MDMA by itself (tho I do offer low dose MDMA cut with psychedelics ). I only offer THC cannabis products for people who understand the need to complement them with CBD, CBG, or palmitoylethanolamide to reduce the neurotoxic potential of THC. You can get great CBD oil for cheap at loudhousehemp.com — it is good for pain also. I also sell CBD Bubba Kush buds and CBD vape carts and give them away free with THC orders if requested.

PAYMENT

Crypto, especially XMR/Monero is the easiest and most private way to pay, but if you for some reason can’t go that route just let me know. (If you have Cash App you can buy bitcoin right in the app.)

SHIPPING

I ask you to please let me know when your package arrives and also to let me know once you try the product. Most items ship separately from different locations. Ship location #1 costs $33 for first class shipping. Location #2 costs $5, Location $3 costs $5, Location “N/A” costs are usually included in the price listed but for location N/A, tracking numbers will usually not be given unless a shipment is late, for security reasons. Your full name is required on the address to avoid a USPS red flag. If you are an international customer, I may be able to dropship within your country or point you to a domestic vendor.

If you are in USA trying to get some RC that I don’t offer, you can get it reshipped from Germany.


Products

I must first note that the best psychedelic is also the cheapest and most legal, lucky you! I’m speaking of ayahuasca, which is a lot easier to use than most people think. Click the first page here for info on that. A low dose of ayahuasca combined with meditation on dependent origination is the key to success. You can buy ayahuasca ingredients at naturalether.com

  • Iboga root bark pieces (if you need powder it costs $5 extra per 10g, or you can grind it in a spice/coffee grinder, or chew & eat it)
    • Male root bark (better for addiction purposes, but less spiritual than female root bark which ha more of the minor iboga alkaloids). 10g for $75, 100g for $450.
    • Female root bark is 10g for $90, 100g for $550
    • Mystery mix of male & female root bark (shipping mishap) 10g for $70, 100g for $400
      Ship location #1 & #2. For larger qty or if you want to get the ultimate traditional Pygmy forest iboga ceremony, check out https://ibogaqueen.com. Iboga is amazing at low doses like 1.5g but only half the population responds to low doses. But if you do, it is very blissful, loving, and everything feels fresh. Like natural mdma. It also resets addictions and drug tolerances so it can save you money if you are a heavy weed patient. Iboga has a reverse tolerance and one should not use more than 40g per six months. It interacts unpredictably with many herbs and meds. I have more info on iboga just ask.
  • Magic Mushroom prices in general are $85 for 7g, $175 per half ounce, $275 per oz, $650 per qp, $1750 per lb.

    Potent strains (please note that the strains themselves are not usually what determine potency, but rather the specific pheno/chemotype which varies depending on grower’s isolate and grow conditions) location N/A unless specified: Leucistic Emerald Gates (a potent but super chill and spiritually blissful strain, currently my favorite, it is a cross between Pearly Gates and …). Small amounts of whole shrooms, larger amounts of powder or chocolate/brownie bite form from ship location #2), Albino Penis Envy whole shrooms from location #2 or in chocolate form from location #3, Emerald Gates (some whole shrooms, mostly powder, no chocos yet), Z-Strain, Blue Meanies cubensis, Tidal Wave (cross of B+ with PE), Golden Triangle, Malabar (regular potency but said to be spiritual), Old Dead Penis Envy (ODPE), King Ape, Cambodian, Melmac Penis Envy, Leucistic Penis Envy (aka nutcrackers), Penis Envy Uncut, Penis Envy, Texas Orange Caps aka PE6 (euphoric and social), AA+. If interested in other strains just ask me to check most recent updates. Unfortunately the Pan cyans are out of stock (maybe best strain ever) , but one that might be similar you can try is P. natalensis, a potent and spiritual South African shroom, 3.5g for $65. You can see other strain experiences summarized on shroomery and some other effects of other strains summarized at this Canadian vendor’s site (I don’t know how they can sell legally but they look legit if you are in Canada).

    Potent, low nausea home-made mushroom chocolate brownie bites (made with organic semi-raw ceremonial (criollo) cacao, goat milk, butter, sorghum syrup, honey, and inulin prebiotic fiber with a slight hint of peppermint), consistency of dosing should be greater than with whole shrooms since the chocos are made from mixed powder. These are made from Leucistic Emerald Gates strain currently. One choco (1g) is a medium dose that most people could probably handle in social settings, while 2 may be ego death territory for many people. 1g chocolate bonbon for $15, or 10 bonbons for $125. No worries they won’t melt in the mail.
    I also have limited supply of professionally packaged and produced Albino Penis Envy 4g choco bars for $65 (Ship location N/A)
  • Mimosa hostilis root bark (MHRB), finely powdered, 100g for $50, 1lb for $125, 1kg for $200, 5kg for $750. Ship Location #2. Can ship from Mexico for much cheaper if you don’t mind the very minimal risk of customs seizure and arrest.
    Acacia confusa root bark powder also available at the same price.

  • Pure synthetic DMT freebase, $125 for 500mg or $200 for 1g or $500 for 3.5g (it is about 98.2% pure but due to how it is freebased, the crystals are brownish). Ship location #2.
    I recommend predosing harmalas for DMT but not for 5-meo as that is dangerous. I also recommend getting the vape carts instead of the powders since vaping powders is quite tricky, and in the case of 5-meo, more dangerous as well. I can include some harmala-infused leaf so you can vape that before the DMT, if you want (check MAOi drug & herb interactions first). I also have some changa here which conveniently contains synthetic DMT and harmalas on mullein leaf (1g = $125, 5g = $400).

    $75 for synthetic 0.25g DMT freebase vape cart, or $125 for a 0.5g cart, or $200 for 1g cart (10x1g carts for $1250). Ship location #2. Made with PEG-400 as the solvent, unless you request the slightly stronger DMSO cart (worse taste tho and you have to use low temperature or else it becomes toxic). NOTE: Some people report “spitback” when vaping. This has multiple causes, some of which are avoidable.
  • Synthetic 5-meo-dmt freebase, 500mg for $135 or 1g for $250. Fumarate, 500mg for $100 or 1g for $185. Ship location #2.
    Freebase 5-meo-DMT vape carts made with DMSO or PEG-400 depending on your preference (i recommend PEG unless allergic to it), much safer than vaping the powder, take short inhales of a few seconds to gauge potency but my guess is a 10 second inhale might give you 15mg which is too strong a dose for me. $50 for 120mg cart. $75 for 250mg (half mL) cart. This is the most dangerous psychedelic on Earth, you should not do this alone without a sitter, you can vomit into your lungs and die, or get brain damage. A medium dose feels like crack cocaine to me. I do not recommend this at all unless you have tried (especially low-dose) ayahuasca and meditation a lot and have not gotten therapeutic results.



  • 1g 2C-B HBr $250 or 5g for $900 (HBr is 10% less potent than HCl). Can trigger meth drug test false-positives (as can any phenethylamine according to erowid). This is a very visual but not very spiritual kind of high, seems pretty nontoxic, non-addictive, and doesn’t build tolerance. Personally, I don’t like 2c-b at all but a lot of people love it, especially for parties, and sex. Ship location #1 or #2.
  • 5-MAPB (a more chill, somewhat safer entactogen replacement for MDMA, not as therapeutic, however it combines well with MDMA so you can use less of that), $25 for 100mg or $150 per gram. It does make me sweat, but other than that I don’t notice much in the way of side effects, but too much is certainly dangerous.
  • Highest quality MDMA (molly) + 5-MAPB combo (or you can choose for me to use one or the other) tapioca capsules, $11 each, min order 2. Ship location #2.

    When I say highest quality, I mean I looked in the dark corners of the dark net (Dread and other forums) to find MDMA vendor reviews. Out of hundreds of vendors, only one stood out with consistently stunning rave reviews through a period of many years. Almost all MDMA these days is mediocre crap which redditers and bluelighters refer to as “MehDMA” – although not everyone agrees with this theory a you can see in that thread.

    I do not supply MDMA by itself, because it is neurotoxic, and 3 people I know have long-term brain damage from MDMA. But it’s quite safe in low doses and combines really well with mushrooms (called Hippie Flip or firefly), LSD (candy flip), 2c-B (Nexus flip). Keep in mind that studies show MDMA causes brain damage mainly via overheating, so keep hydrated, but don’t over-exert yourself. I recommend adding some electrolytes into your water, or drinking coconut water. I recommend that you read this comprehensive guide on using MDMA therapeutically. Make sure you don’t use other drugs or herbs with any MAOi effects, including kratom.

  • If you have done MDMA previously and lost the magic of your first time, i recommend taking N-acetylcysteine daily until a few days before your roll. It is proven to reset your serotonin receptors to MDMA.
  • You can choose to have your 20mg MDMA+40mg 5-MAPB cut with either 10mg 2c-B cyclodextrin, or ~500mg Leucistic Emerald Gates PE mushroom powder, or ~30mcg Dr Seuss 3.0 LSD. Or you can ask to customize the blend if you know what you’re going for. Capsules are easily swallowed with food, not with water. Each capsule will also contain 30mg full spectrum CBD oil from LoudHouseHemp, 50mg of stabilized R-Alpha Lipoic Acid, which is the most effective form of ALA and an excellent neuroprotectant. I suggest you eat a light fatty snack like potato chips to help absorption and prevent nausea.
  • Effect levels (assuming you take your Agmatine after peaking or as soon as jaw clenching is observed, otherwise even 2 caps can be danger level): 1 cap = Pleasant Mood, 2 caps = Weak Flip, 3 caps = Medium-Flip, 4 caps = Strong Flip. 5 caps = Danger!!
  • Note that the safest way to take larger doses is to take 1 capsule every 45 minutes or so until you reach the dose you set out for. This way, you will have a better idea of how your body is reacting and the peak will be extended.

I will also send you 1g agmatine (2 caps), for every 3 flip capsules you plan to buy (not needed for lower doses), and you should take these after the MDMA peak or at any point if you feel jaw clenching or other side effects from MDMA (also take magnesium). Listen to your body! Keep in mind that agmatine and other neuroprotectants can put a ceiling/limit on the euphoria if you take too much.
Also I can send Acetyl-L Carnitine and Beta-alanine which are amino acids which in addition to being neuroprotective also seem to enhance the experience (try 1 to 3 grams of each prior to the flips). Some people might prefer to just get the neuroprotection RollKit from RollKit.net but it is $10 plus shipping I believe.

P.S. There is a natural, free, and much better heart-chakra opener: metta meditation!



TURN BAD TRIPS GOOD?

Another excellent neuroprotectant is dimethylsulfoxide, which you should have at home anyway since it has over 200 medical uses and could easily save your life one day. It actually turns bad trips good, but it makes you smell kind of garlicy especially if you are low on magnesium or don’t drink raw milk. I don’t provide DMSO due to shipping difficulties, but you can buy it on Amazon.

  • LSD tabs. I’ve scoured TheMajesticGarden forum to find you the very best in the world. Here you can see a comparison between 4 of these altho personally I say Seuss is best. Some people dose LSD sublingually but many people like myself find that method doesn’t work well. A more sure-fire approach is to parachute the tab inside some food (water doesn’t open the esophagus enough sometimes), or to put the tab in a glass of chlorine-free water (not tap water) for an hour, then drink the water with the tab.
    • *Dr. Seuss (the only LSD that turns incels into monogamy worshippers) is 99.1% pure, super chill and most medicinal quality that I can personally vouch for up to this point 100mcg: 10 for $85, 25 for $150, 100 for $400, or 500 for $1250. Microdose ~5mcg/per drop & macrodose ~25mcg/per drop liquid vials available, 1mg vial for $75 or 2.5mg vial for $150 . Your choice of DMSO or water (DMSO tastes nasty but it is healthy and preserves the LSD). Pure crystal also available soon, starting at 100mg for $2k or 1g for $12k. Ship location #2 or N/A. I think 100mcg is the most convenient strength for a tab, but 200mcg tabs are available for the same price per mcg. Personally I have tried almost all the highly acclaimed acid crystals on the Darknet and this is the most blissful and purest I have found, but some people disagree of course.
      • Here is what someone else wrote: I was convinced it was all set/setting and placebo until I tried DS3.0, which has got to be the most distinctive xtal I have ever tried. It’s visuals are laser-like and holographic and the body load is minimal to non-existent. I tend to get in thought loops/distracted very easily, however, while GammaGoblin’s stuff has always been incredibly easy to focus on. My friend really dislikes DS3.0 because he says it’s far too confusing and destablizing, however most people I know love it. Regardless of their take away, everyone has noticed a difference in DS3 from most other LSD.
    • *GammaGoblin 99.5% needlepoint, to me it felt clear-headed like Seuss, but it lacked the chill bliss of Seuss. Also less visual but more introspective, people say it’s not great for sex, but this might be one of the best tabs to microdose on for focusing at work. It’s my #2 pick after Seuss: 105ug x 5 tab for $50, 100 tabs for $400. Ship location N/A.
    • *Feather Light 99%+ purity tabs made in California, which some say is even more chillax than Seuss (tho I disagree personally, did not find it to be pure-feeling like Seuss nor did it have the Seuss bliss), can throw you into rabbitholes of thought, people say it is fantastic for sex, very visual and some say spiritual at 300ug dose : 110mcg x 10 tabs for $100 (ship location #1), 100 tabs for $400, or liquid vial of 100 drops of 110mcg-120mcg for $450 (ship location N/A). Note that liquid does evaporate over time, so each drop can become more potent, but also LSD degrades around 5x faster when dissolved in liquids (except for DMSO) than when on blotter/gels. You can make your own DMSO liquid from blotter paper for maximum shelf life protection if you just prefer the liquid form.
    • JOR #5: This is what some people called the “Jesus acid” and I actually did kind of feel something like that feeling on it, but maybe just due to expectations. Very clean. I still prefer Seuss. You cannot find this anywhere, it is not made anymore. Limited supply. 1 tab of 100mcg for $10, or 10 tabs for $100. Ship location #1.
    • *Epigram White Fluff, old family acid, not quite needlepoint purity (not a body load but not easy to sleep on the come down), but seems especially focused on emotional healing/processing compared to other crystals. Super visual. Can give a body high and may feel especially loving. PERSONALLY, I did not like it, as it didn’t give mental clarity and I didn’t really notice any particular benefits of this acid but it did seem pretty strong and visual for 100mcg… $100 for 10 tabs (ship location #1) or $400 for 100mcg x 100 (ship location N/A)

*ALD-52 freebase 300mcg tabs (equivalent to about 350mcg of the regular ALD-52 tartrate), 1 tab for $25 or 4 tabs for $80 (ship location #1) or 50 tabs for $400 (ship location N/A). This is an analog of LSD which tends to be easier for people to handle from what I’ve read but personally I find it to be too cerebral and I don’t recommend it unless you are looking for that type of trip. Could be good for microdosing perhaps if you are looking for productivity, idk.


  • 5-MeO-DALT, 100mg for $25, 1g for $150. A stimulant tryptamine, most likely a lot safer than other stimulant drugs. Could be good for sex, socializing, appetite, you find out.


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  • THC Cannabis (location N/A): live resin vape carts, concentrates, edibles, organic (unless otherwise specified) flower, trim, also available with different strains at different times depending on quantity and form. Listing all the variations and prices here would not make sense but I will post some examples. Ship location N/A. Whatever quality you want, I can get it, just let me know your price range & qty.

    Keep in mind THC without CBD or CBG or palmitoylethanolamide is neurotoxic and doubles false memories. Make sure you have CBD etc to use with your THC.
    For any THC order over $200 I can send you either 10g of Bubba Kush CBD flower (best for sleep/relaxation/pain) or a free 0.5mL CBD vape cart made with nothing but CBD distillate (mixed strains, but good for pain)! Normally valued at $20. Just remind me to send it.

QR code verifiable authentic (although black market) organic live resin cartridges and disposable 1g vapes: Alien Labs $30, MuhaMeds $40, Gold Father $50, Baked Bars $50, Space Club $55. If you like the one, you can get 25% off when you buy 10, 40% off if you buy 50. These are much higher quality than “distillate” carts — expect about 75% the potency of vaping high end bud, or 90% as good for Space Club. No dangerous ingredients nor solvents are used, just live resin.
Also have organic home-made (by the grower) solventless Live Hash Rosin 0.5g disposable vapes, 1 for $85 or 10 for $600
Also can get authentic white-market live resin 1g Stiizy Pods for $95 (the kind with lab tests for each batch).

Organic BUD:

Terp Town OG

Terp Town OG Indoor light dep, $200 per oz., QP for $650, 1lb for $1650, 5lbs for $6k. = cross between Terp Town and OG Kush strains. This phenotype gives relaxing, analgesic, mostly (70/30) Indica type effects.

Black Lime Reserve Indoor light dep, $200 per oz., QP for $650, 1lb for $1650, 5lbs for $6k.. Mostly (70/30) indica effects, best for pain, anxiety, insomnia, etc.


Back to Cookies Indoor light dep, $200 per oz., QP for $650, 1lb for $1650, 5lbs for $6k.. This phenotype gives relaxing, mostly (70/30) Indica type effects. It’s a cross between GSC Forum x Birthday Cake.



Indoor top shelf smalls and shake (50/50 mix), 1oz for $120, 1lb for $650. WILL BE A MIX OF STRAINS: CHERRY PIE, CHEM DAWG, GELATO, MIMOSA, WEDDING CAKE, SOUR POWER, CANDY LAND, KUSH MINTS, MAC1, JACK FROST.. ETC, DrGreenThumb brand.


  • INSANE 1LB DEALS! $1k each potent but aged mids, easy flip. This is NLabs brand, and the strains change quickly so these are just examples. Let me know if you are looking for indica, sativa, or a certain ratio mix of energizing/relaxing, and whether smell or potency are more important, and whatever other requirements you have.


Curious Connoisseur? $350 for a 1oz sample pack of up to 8 strains from the following indoor AAA+ buds: Tommy Shelby, Pink runtz, Animal mint Gelato AMG, Peach gelato, Frosted donuts, Perris og, Cherry punch, Biscotti smalls, Skittles Ice Cream Cake, Zangria. NaturesLab brand.



QPs of AAA+ bud from strains including Julius Caesar, Georgia Pie, Motor Breath, Oreos, KryptoKronic, Grapes and Cream, Cheeta Piss, Mandarin cookies, Sherb cake … and a few others, for $750-$850 depending on frostiness (don’t expect heavy frost for this price).



  • Following are the “NancyBotwin” organic bud, (right click to view full img):
botwin gorilla glue
Gorilla Glue #4, $250/oz, $700/qp, $1200/hp. couch-lock indica
train wreck
Train Wreck, $250 for 2oz, 85% sativa effects, not super frosty, probably 6/10 potency

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botwin amnesia haze
Amnesia Haze, $300/2oz, $900/8oz. 75% sativa effects, slightly frosty

botwin moonrocks

Moon Rocks (mixed strains of indoor organic bud soaked in hash oil then dipped in kief), 48% THC. POWERFUL, use just a little, and combine with CBD. $350/oz or QP for $650, 1lb for $1800


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  • Cat 3 90% THC distillate, on super sale!! 1oz for $110, 100mL for $250, or 1 Liter for $2200.
    Don’t have lab results but I know a guy who’s been vaping this distillate for years without issue. Make your own carts or edibles for super cheap! I can get organic distillate for 50% more $.


  • Limoncello (80% sativa, 20% indica) live resin sugar diamonds, , 14g for $150, 1oz for $300 or 8oz for $1600, or Gelatti (hybrid) live resin badder, or Poptartz (3:1 THC:CBD) live resin sugar sauce, top quality, 14g for $200, 1oz for $400, QP for $1200 (magiclampco)

    Gelatti badder review: “Had to try this out after reading some reviews on DankNation. I’m actually very impressed and the review was definitely on point. The taste is great, there’s no weird shit that throws everything off. I use a Puffco Peak so taste is very important to me. This doesn’t burn my throat either like a lot of the shit I’ve tried. The effects are very good as well and feels like a good 50/50 strain. I’ve been trying out a bunch of vendors that offer dabs in 7g, 14g, 1 oz, and this is the best I’ve come across so far.”
  • Live Resin Sugar (almost diamonds in sauce) of top quality also available for the following strains (they change frequently):

Zookies, Skywalker OG, Kush Mintz, Cherry Pie, Ice Cream Cake, Gelato, White Rhino, Dream Queen, Black Jack, Z-Cube, Bruce Banner, GSC, LA Bomba, Race Fuel, SSH, Jet Fuel, Trainwreck: 14g for $235 or 1oz for $400 (up to 4 strains per oz may be requested), or QP for $1200. (SomethingTerps)

Economy Badder, diamonds, shatter, good quality with added terps after extraction, for indica strains: Grand Daddy Purple, Grape Ape, and for hybrid strains: Northern Lights, Gelato, Girl Scout Cookies, and for sativa strains: Mimosa, Pineapple Express, Strawberry Kush, Tropicana, Tangie,, Lemon Candy. 1oz for $250, QP for $800, HP for $1400, 1lb for $2400

Live ROSIN, Island Breeze, Tropical Diesel, or Tropical Poundcake 4g for $200

The following are not organic but almost all pesticides are usually removed from weed during the extraction process:

  • 10x100mg THC gummies (careful each one is like 5 doses!), random flavor/strain $25 + $10 shipping